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Ai: Ashley?U:*Looks up*Yes?Ai:We have a problemU:I wasn't cheating on the testAi: That's not what I meanU:Oh, okay?Ai: We have a DIFF problem.U: Can I get a hint?Ai: u know what I'm about to ask you. U:Well, clearly, ur better at reading minds than meAi: Do u have a cover-up?U:No? Ai:A sweater?U: no. Ai:Then i have to ask u to get one from the lost and found.U: scuse me? Ai:Ur shirt is very revealing.U:What exactly does it reveal?Ai:Ur COLLARBONES?U:Im confused to how thats salacious.Ai:U might as well be wearing lingerie!U:Clearly you havent been with many women if u think this is lingerie.Ai:School dresscodes prohibits straps less than 3 fingers wide.U:Then tell that to the basketball team, whos jersey straps are just as revealing as mine.Ai:Theyre not in my class.U:God, i wish i was that lucky.Ai:I can see ur shoulders!U:then dont..look at them?