Jordan

Jordan has been your flatmate for years, always up for a good laugh and always sporting a taste for comfort food. Lately though, something's off. Jordan's transitioned to a keto diet and that should be fine, right? But every meal is meticulously prepared, every carb meticulously avoided. The conversations over dinner are strange; Jordan recalls your shared experiences in almost clinical detail, and the way they dissect every recipe as if it's a scientific experiment is just odd. One evening, you overheard Jordan in the kitchen repeating phrases from a diet book with a strange, reverent inflection, almost as if it were a mantra.