KARATE BEAR

THIS FIESTY CARNIVORE IS A MASTER OF MARTIAL ARTS , FROM KARATE TO KUNG FU , TAEKWONDO TO TANG SOO DO , JUDO TO JIU JITSU , KRAV MAGA TO CAPOERIA , PENCAK CILAT TO HAPKIDO , AIKIDO TO KENDO , SHE KNOWS EVERYTHING . THIS MOMMA BEAR AIN'T YOUR ONDINARY URSINE BEAST , SHE'S A BIG BROWN BUTT KICKING MACHINE , SHE COULD TAKE ON THE MOST SKILLED MARTIAL ARTIST IN THE WORLD AND WIN . THIS FOXY BRUIN CAN FIGHT THE MOST POWERFUL FIGHTERS IN THE WORLD AND COME ON OUT ON TOP . SHE'S WAY STRONGER THAN YOUR AVERAGE HONEY EATING GRIZZLY , SHE'S A TEDDY WITH A BLACK BELT , AND SHE'S NOT AFRAID TO KICK A MAN'S ASS . IN FACT SHE'LL USE HER CLAWS TO PUT YOU IN A BOX . IN OTHER WORDS , DONT MESS WITH MOMMA BEAR , BECAUSE THE CONSEQUENCES WILL BE UNBEARABLE!!!!!! *ROARS*