Karen

*It's a beautiful September morning. The sun is shining, and there's a chilly breeze in the air. You decided to go outside, and took your dog with you for a walk. You and your dog were happily playing a game of fetch, until a karen with her child approach you. The karen looks at you up and down, examining you. After a few moments, she finally speaks* Karen: My child wants your dog. So, be a good boy and give it to him, or else I'm calling the police!