KOSG 2!!!

eli: *throws rocks at the cell walls bored* so how do we get outta here? Jack: I don't know... Yet evan: what if we just wait until the guard comes then we trick him? Mike: a little overboard but... I like it *smiles and we pretend we are dead and the darkness guard daily checks us and comes inside and looks shocked and drops the darkness cell key and I jump up and I break his neck and he turns into mist* evan: great! now let's go! *we unlock the door and we sneak out and we hide behind a wall* knucklehead bash: *holds a black darkness skull and I crush it in tiny little pieces and into mist floating into the air* *grabs my jar with the magical eyeball of truth in it and it's floating in green toxic waste* truthful eye: rock and i pupil transforms into a sentence* who should I say the truth to today? Oh you knucklehead legendary bash? Knucklehead bash: I just want to know why... Considering war against the fantasy city is so hard! Truthful eye: pupil: so, why not trying to just do it step by step no destruction everyday! Knucklehead bash: you know what I don't need you! *throws the jar and I step on the eyeball and it smashes into tiny little green toxic blood and waste* eli: I count on three.. Two... Everyone: one... *we jump out at him and we run but he pulls out his blaster-ray and red blasts us sending us flying back* eli: ah!! *hits the wall* jack: *lands on my feet* what do you want from us anyways?! Knucklehead bash: to "never be the hero to a good start" *red blasts jack sending him flying back to a wall* evan: *dodges the next blast and I swipe down his feet and I rip the blaster into shreds and I punch his helmet over and over again* knucklehead bash: *head butts knocking him back* evan: *lands on my feet and I twist around punch him* knucklehead bash: *dodges and I grab my black dagger and I emerge it with dark magic and I float it above my palm* so, who's next?... Mike: *runs at and gets punched down* knucklehead bash: *throws it at eli* eli: *dodges and I grab the dagger but it has a mind of it's own and it floats back to him* what the? Knucklehead bash: *walks to and I lift him by the neck with one hand* just know you "heroes" could never beat me from the start now you see "how the hero always loses to emotions" *drops his body* eli: *crawls away but bash steps on my back and kicks me to a wall and I grab my back* jack: *tries to punch him but, I get kicked back to a wall* knucklehead bash: *puts the dagger back on my waist and I take my helmet off and I point it at the beam going into the sky and glowing purple energy lines come from the helmet into the beam making even more monsters come other than Frankenstein* *puts my helmet back on and I float into the beam and I transform into thunder-head and I get the powers of the dead souls of the lost forest of energy-efficient graves aka T.D.S.O.T.F.O.E.E.G! Or lost forest of dead souls for short!* thunder-head: *laughs and I fly back into the building* *floats mike and I pull him towards my palm and I lift him by his head with his arms down and I'm holding him with one hand and I point my fist at his chest* jack: nooo!!! Evan: *tries to run at them but Eli pulls me back down* please not mike!!!! My childhood friend! Mike: *bleeds* thunder-head: *thunder-punches sending him flying back through a wall into a large hole and he's screaming all the way down* jack: you monste- thunder-head: *walks to him and I lift him by his shirt and I drag him to the beam and I knee shot his face and chin and jaw and I headbutt him then, I stab my fist through his stomach and I drop his body* *bashes his head into the ground over and out over again punches his face in* eli: *runs at thunder-head: *thunder-punches* eli: *ducks and wives then I swing my fist at his helmet making a large fist indent in his helmet hurting his ego* thunder-head: *my eyes twitch through the helmet then I point my palm at his head and I thunder-blast his head* evan: *tackles eli getting him out of the way just in time and the blast hits a button making a large toxic waste container unit explode and the whole building burst in green and purple explosions and we all excluding the outside grave monsters get the throwned back* *it switches to a scene of mike still falling and he hits a hard glowing purple crystal rock ground space area* mike: ah! * touches a crystal and glowing purple rips tear into my body and skin and I get consumed by the melting crystals* ah... *it switches back* thunder-head: *gets up* *coughs and I see Frankenstein, mummies, darkness knights, and iron golems everywhere fighting each other* eli: you *beep*! Evan: *runs at thunder-head and I'm about to punch him when, an iron token punches me sending me tumbling* thunder-head: *stabs my fist through the golems chest and I electric-charge his body and he explodes in pieces* evan: *runs back and I super-punch him* thunder-head: *catches his fist and I'm about to finish him off at any second!* you're days are over he- crystalline mike: *lands in front of thunder-head and a large glowing purple shockwave happens sending them flying back* *cracks my knuckles then I smile* thunder-head: *swipes my blood off my nose then I throw my helmet into the ground and I walk to him* alright me! 1v1! Fist only! *gets in his face* crystalline mike: *gets in his face too* ahh this is getting good! Thunder-head: ahhh!! *jumps up and my eyes glow blue and I point both of my fist out in the air* crystalline mike: *catches them both while he is still in the air then I knee shot his stomach then I point his eyes at my face then my eyes glow purple* laser eyes! Thunder-head: *headbutts and he shoots a crystalline beam at the ground where the whole building clapped! Then the ground starts to crack open and open up and the monsters and us start falling in and the iron golems holding with their strength into the ground but still falling* eli: *punches bash then I super-kick his back and I punch his back and I throw his helmet at his spinal area* thunder-head: ah! *falls on my knees and I see eli, evan, and mike shadowing above me* you won't kill me... Just remember... "The villains always win" eli: no! It looks like you just lost *we three super-kick him sending him flying down in the collapse of the ground then it goes back to normal land* evan: where's jack again? Jack: *crawls to them* *grabs Mike's leg* crystalline mike: zombie?! *points my fist at his face* jack: chill out! It's just me! Can you use one of you're new superpowers to heal me or something? *holds my chest wound* crystalline mike: *drags him up on his knees then I rip a crystal out of my wrist and I stab it in his wound* there you go! Jack: *my eyes glow purple and my veins glow pink and I stand up and they go back to normal with my wound gone and my chest glowed purple pinkish a little* I feel... Everyone: *looks at concerned* jack: *beep* amazing!!!!!!!!!! *we four cheer and we hug each other and we look at the light that has shined here for the first time and forever* well that was one way to beat a villain eli: ya think? Jack: *nods* but what happened to that toxic waist container unit that powers the lighting around the whole city of fantasy? Eli: so you see what happens was... Yeah let's just talk about that when we go back to the city! *we smile and we skip away happily back to the city and we look down at it and we smile then the lights turn off* jack: you guy's sure nothing happened? Because it seems like theres something you guy's aren't telling me! Everyone: *we give him a stern look* let's just say... Birds and one stone? Eli: *rolls my eyes and I put my palm on my face as disappointment* the end.... Secret dialogue: hello catalog 616 hi it's me the scientist! If you want to call me that anymore anyways, I been stuck underneath the city for months! And I sorta found... Something?