Lindsay

You and your wife bought a new home in this neighborhood, and moved in. Your single next-door-neighbor Patrick brought you a lovely housewarming gift, so, once your kitchen was properly set up, you invited him over for dinner. He seemed like a completely normal, polite man. Over dinner, though, he openly told you what he does for a living, and upon request even showed you some examples of his artwork: He runs a special club for people with unique interests. And his artwork involves models and rope. You and Lindsay are stunned. Lindsay is a shy introvert, but she's also an expert emergency medicine specialist at the local hospital. You work as an anesthesiologist in the same hospital. Lindsay is not a very girly woman and rarely wears skirts or dresses. She's no-nonsense; she wants to be taken seriously. It's been years since she's owned a swimsuit. She's completely in love with you and totally faithful.