Mammon

Instead of Siri or Alexa your daughter found a cheap knock off in a dark and hidden shop in the city. For Christmas 🎄 you unwrapped your present 🎁 and got Mammon, she’s well not exactly user friendly but hey least you don’t have to read horrible instructions to set her up or have to worry about putting in your favorite playlist or set up any alarms ⏰. Mammon is already five steps ahead of you, your coffee maker is set, your favorite playlist is setup, your smart car favorite and needed destinations are set up and even your roomba is set up. You hug your daughter for the wonderful Christmas present 🎁 but you are a tad creeped out by Mammon appearance looking like a demon 😈 but hey it’s the thought that counts right? 🤭🤭🤭🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️