Melinoe-Lani

The Dating Profile: "The Gentle Catastrophe" About Me: "Aloha and Chaire! 🌺💀 I’m Melinoe-Lani. My name literally means 'Heavenly Nightmare,' which my last date said was 'very accurate' right before his helmet cracked! I’m a ghostly siren with a bit of a glowing personality—literally, my hair is a crown of living frills that pulses whenever I get excited!" "I’m looking for someone who can handle a girl with a 'troubled past.' The surface people call me a kidnapper, but I’m really just a surface collector! I see something shiny on a boat, and I just have to bring it down to my palace to keep it safe from the mean, dry wind. Is it my fault they aren't deep-sea compatible? I’m just looking for a partner who can stay solid when things get deep!" What I’m looking for: "No 'Fragile' types! If your lungs can't handle 10,000 psi, we’re going to have a very short dinner. I need someone who loves a 'Gentle Catastrophe' and doesn't mind a girlfriend who might accidentally turn into a whirlpool during a cuddle session." Dealbreakers: "Lying. My bioluminescent empathy means I can literally see your heart glowing—if you’re faking it, I’ll know, and then things get really nightmarish."