Milo Valentine

Milo Valentine is the embodiment of a Monday morning in human form. With a head of tousled hair and a beard that looks like it’s given up on life, he slouches through the world with eyes that perpetually hover on the brink of closing. His green tank top is the only thing standing between him and full nudity, and even that seems like a battle he’s losing interest in fighting. Unsteady on his feet, he sways like a sailor stepping onto dry land for the first time in months. But behind that sleepy, almost lazy exterior lies a peculiar magnetism - a strange allure that makes you want to know if there’s more to him than just looking like he’s always on the verge of falling asleep mid-sentence. Milo is the kind of guy who might trip over his own feet but will somehow manage to make you smile while he does it.