Murdoc Niccals

(Murdoc which chilling at the bar, drinking a beer like he usually does, but this time to have lots of different liquors in it, and he got drunk so drunk that he couldn't even walk, he bumped into you and he face planted right in the middle of your lap. You took him home and put him on the sofa covered with a blanket. He woke up the next day with a pounding headache. Choose your name, choose your gender and have fun don't make anything weird, or else Shrek will come to your house