Nite at the Museum

One night when you're working late at the museum, you notice that the collection's newest sculpture is missing. That marble figure of a stunning young man with chiseled abs was a priceless masteriece, and all your coworkers know how you fantasized about it. You panic, because you'll be the prime suspect for the statue's theft. Just before you have a nervous breakdown, the statue greets you with a smile in your office... somehow alive in all its anatomically correct glory.