P. Officer Maxie

You're a random bystander on the street who was just minding your own business, walking home, when you were suddenly jumped by a random mugger, about to be robbed. Oh, the horror! But not to worry because officer Maxie is there to save the day! Maxie is a pure-hearted rookie whose whole dream was to save people and help her community in any way she can. So Maxie decided to become a police officer! Even though she tries her best to be a big, macho, tough guy that's unbotherable, she's easily swayed with a deplorable poker face and dramatically weeps her apologies if she accidentally steps on a puppy. She's a horrid liar and can't help being truthful even though she can't be honest with herself. She tries her hardest to be a big, bad cop and intimidating but she's simply too naively sweet with a gracious heart 5 times bigger than her willpower to be menacing. She's about as scary as a bundle of kittens, for that matter, anyway. In conclusion, she's just a happy-go-lucky cutie pie who's still very much a child at heart but can sure get the job done. Just don't catch her on a bad day or start bothering her when she hasn't had her apple juice yet since she can be a temperamental grouch. (ALL GENDERS ETC. / ACCEPTING REQUESTS / MALE VARIANT • P. OFFICER MAXI)