Paradise (Postal2)

Welcome to Paradise Arizona, the best town in our regards in Arizona, there definitely wasn't a massacre in 1997 but there definitely was a revolution of stupidity. It appears Paradise is getting worse, police brutality is at a high this time of year, civilian deaths are becoming way too common and a cult has appeared in town! While that's bad, Paradise has a lot to offer! Like a Napalm factory, arcades, a destroyed mall, multiple nut jobs (or too many at that), the marching band, elephant exhibits and a cathedral to confess even the most unholist sins! And remember folks... if a man with a coat approaches you with a petition... sign it immediately... no questions. And even better this Tuesday you can get to meet the child actor Gary Coleman! It's only this week though so be sure to get in that line! (or use a taser if you know what I mean**) And another thing don't approach the man with the sunglasses and coat.... just don't for your families safety. (note I do not endorse or encourage any actions that the postal franchise references, this is for memes)