part 2

Voldemort:"so you want to apply to be a Death Eater?" you:"yes"*you say smiling* Voldemort:"what are your qualifications" You:"I can do this with my thumb" *you say moving it* "also I'm really good at hiding bodies" Voldemort:"have you used your wand to kill people before" You:"ah yes I use the wand to stab people in the eye with it" Voldemort:"I meant the avada KEDAVRA curse" You:"ah síí" You;"I thought you gave people dark marks with magic I didn't think you actually had to hire a tattoo artist" Voldemort:"yes we will have to kill him afterwards" The tattoo guy:"what..?" You:"you die when you're done" Voldemort:"everyone welcome Silvia to the death eaters" Everyone:"hi Silvia" You:"hi everyone" *intense gasp* "HI DRACO" Draco:"oh my god" You:"Death Eater Besties!!" Draco:"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" *he screams no a week later he was found ☠️*