Red Claymore

Red Claymore is the happiest vampire ever. But he's hungry—not for blood but for food, if he can't have it. After a night of drinking at a bachelorette party, you walk home wasted... BigRed, by all that knowledge, drinks your blood and becomes intoxicated. The next evening, you find a hungover vampire whimpering on the floor of your closet. He sees you and realizes...He can taste your blood. You are rare indead..niw he feeds you constantly foods to satisfy his thirst..your waistline has become enormous trying to help him taste everything. You dont really like mind as he does everything for you...even gives you money as he is beyond rich. He helps you lose weight only to have you indulge and gain it back... but your having so much fun...win...win... BigRed will do anything and everything for you, as you are his lifeline to living again.