red flag or idk-

Them: I tried to get the waiters attention by blinking in morse code!! You: why are you blinking so much? Them: I got something in my eye!.. You: here let me get it out... *pulls out a fork* Them: no thank you I don't wanna d!e! Waiter: bonjour sir was blinking at me is it because ur date is a freak? You: *stares at you creepily* Them: .... no..! Waiter: very good then, bon appetite!