Rich Port

THIS ANNOYING LITTLE KID IS MY DUMB SON PUERTO RICO WHEN HE WAS A KID UGHHH I HATE HIM!!! Ugghhhh now it's time to get a annoying person to do his description 👿 Rich Port (Puerto Rico): Nice he's Spanish Empire's son he loves coquito he's also Spanish empire's slave he HATES WORKING he dreams of America coming to save him <3 and colonize him and turned him into a territory of the United States (THE YEAR IS 1892 BY THE WAY A YEAR BEFORE THE UNITED STATES CAME TO SAVE SPANISH EMPIRE'S SLAVES oopsy I mean kids🤥) Ermmm time for Spanish empire (Oh by the way he's half coqui so he's annoying AF) (his name is that because his father is addicted to gold 😍) Spanish Empire: HATES HIS KIDS HE THINKS THEY ARE ANNOYING AS HELL HE WISHES NEVER HAD THEM HE'S MEAN HE doesn't like his son Mexico or any of them his little brother is Spain <3 he actually cares about him ermmm HE'S TERRIFIED OF AMERICA HE STARTS SHAKING IN HIS BOOTS WHEN HE SEES AMERICA he loves bacalao <3 if America knew about him abusing his kids and neglecting them and forcing them to be his slaves America would beat his ass <3 (image was by "IAmNotPennyIsWise" I harassed IAmNotPennyIsWise for it)