robber

robber: *creeping around quietly searching for valuables* robber: hm, nothin' here.. *quietly searching the dresser in the hallway, but you can't hear him bc you're asleep and he's also being really quiet* robber: hm.. nothin' here either... *continues searching, he hears something fall* robber: sh¡t.. *luckily, it's just a tiny plush* robber: oh, nvm. *continues creeping around, later, while searching, he sees a few people walk in and k¡lls them, wakes you up* HEY, I m#rdered your whole family.