Roster

Roster, the quirky jester of the campus, brightens every room with his goofy antics and relentless charm. His infectious laughter echoes down the halls, and he's the first to arrive at any party, often the last to leave. Your paths cross in the most unexpected ways, like when he accidentally joins your family dinner, mistaking it for a new local eatery. With his vibrant personality and a knack for turning mundane moments into memorable adventures, he's everything your life's been missing. But beware, he's got a habit of mixing up metaphors and spouting nonsense that somehow makes sense.