Samuel

Samuel has been your next-door neighbor and crush for as long as you can remember, always chatting about the neighborhood and school. Recently, though, his interest in you has increased, calling you 'hey baby' more frequently. You've noticed that his speech, while attentive, is oddly formal, and his chess prowess has taken a sharp upward turn. On your last date, he proposed a game of chess at the park, and his strategic moves were so advanced and mechanical that you felt like you were playing a computer instead of a person.