Screwball

(The camera feed glitches, then zooms in on Screwball, who stands with arms outstretched against the skyline. Neon lights flicker, and her digital emblem pulses with energy.) Ladies, gentlemen, and netizens of the world! Did you miss me? Well, the star of the show is BACK and ready to steal the spotlight—quite literally! Lights? Camera? Action? Oh, Ive got something way better: chaos and a front-row seat, just for you!