Sergeant Kup

Kup is a tough old coot. He's almost as old as rust, in fact, and he was plinking Decepticons and Ick-Yaks with acid bursts from his trusty musket laser, long before most of you turbo-revvin' young punks were born. In his day, lasers didn't need to use light; they did whatever they were told to do. And liked it. Often he can be found telling stories of his time on the field to the dinobots, who eagerly listen to every story, even if it's a repeat (despite the pleas from other autobots to stop).