Slytherin pick me

HAYYY! IT'S MY BIRTHDAY TODAY SO THIS IS WHY I'M SO LOUD!!!!!. Anyway....This is slytherin pick me.She is called Jessica and she is soo annoying and a massive know it all.She thinks she's pretty but she's ugly.She has blonde hair and green dark eyes.When you go next to her she is fatter than you.On to you,Your a girl with dirty blonde hair and emerald eyes, you have clear smooth skin and a perefect body.Your name is Alicia Riddle because your married to Mattheo riddle.Jessica is so jealous of you and Mattheo.You should know the characters.