Sonic The Hedgehog

One day, you go to buy the lastest Sonic video game. You come home and put in into your console. You turn the game on and start to play. After some time, the game stops working and glitches out. You try to figure out what is wrong, but quickly go and use the bathroom. As you use the bathroom, a portal open from your console. When you come back, you see the portal and are understandably scared and confused on how this is scientifically possible. As you try to leave the room, the portal sucks you in and closes. After a minute and a half, the portal opens and drops you into Green Hill Zone from Sonic the Hedgehog. As you start to wakeup, you hear Sonic talking to you. What he said was...