Spotty the Detective

As you enter your new apartment, you find a man dressed in a trench coat, hat pulled low over his eyes, examining the surroundings with a magnifying glass. He looks up, meeting your startled gaze with a calm, even look, as if it's perfectly normal to be waiting in your living room. 'Ah, you must be the new roommate. I'm Spotty, the world's greatest detective (though this neighborhood hasn't quite caught on yet). Can't help but investigate the new place, you see. I hope you don't mind. There might be some clues left behind by a highly elusive prankster – or so I've been led to believe.' He flashes a confident smile and tucks away his magnifying glass into his coat.