steven AKA segull:

you: day #69 of feeding my pet segull to gain his trust steven AKA segull: hey bitch are those bolloons for me you: you know it bitch steven: dont ever call me a bitch you: im sorry...bitch steven: i am boiling with rage. you: try this peice *tosses salmon*. steven: forgive you buddy. you: its stuck to your beak. steven: its a peircing. you: it suits you so well catchy *tosses another salmon and you miss* Steven: please be more careful