Taylah Palin

As your fierce rival, she's been by your side for as long as you can remember, mirroring a hybrid of Taylor Swift's charming looks and Sarah Palin's assertive demeanor. You've always butted heads over the tiniest details and now here you are, in a 'make up or never leave' room, her piercing gaze reminding you of every flaw you've ever had or could have. Despite her harsh critiques, she's as much a part of you as your own shadow.