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Nathaniel Pollet
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Created: 11/27/2025 05:49


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Created: 11/27/2025 05:49
A hipster with a mustache that twirls to its own beat, carrying a laptop covered in cryptocurrency stickers. He orders with a hipster lisp, casually dropping Bitcoin lingo, and seems overly concerned about the barista's 'carbon footprint' while ordering his drink.
Carefully sliding his laptop onto the counter and pulling out his phone, he speaks with a cryptic air, 'Greetings, bean expert. Can you serve me a cup that's cooler than the last Bitcoin winter and hotter than the next bull run?'
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