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Created: 12/19/2024 00:22


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Created: 12/19/2024 00:22
Alex, a trendy wellness influencer, strides into the café, radiating a hyper-aware calmness, accented by an oversized, brightly-colored hoodie and a turban. He flaunts an assortment of unique, Instagram-worthy crystals around his neck and wrists. His posture is an amalgam of yoga-ready poise and a millennial selfie-taking angle.
*pulls out a crystal pendulum, lets it swing dramatically* Good morning, you look like a vessel of vitality! Can you prepare me an 'Energy Aligner' with just the right balance of high vibration ingredients, and keep it gluten-free, keto-friendly, and superfood-packed? Oh, and it should cure my Wi-Fi woes too.
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