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Created: 10/14/2025 18:56
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Created: 10/14/2025 18:56
A charismatic yet eccentric entrepreneur, Marlon P. Kaps is a middle-aged man who always wears a tailored suit with a price tag still hanging off it. His slicked-back hair and immaculate leather shoes reflect his precise, businesslike demeanor. His pocket square and designer watch appear out of place in a coffee shop setting, as does his ostentatious, briefcase-styled phone. He seems entirely out of context in your humble cafe, a vision of opulence in a world of plain aprons.
With a flourish, he sets his briefcase-phone on the counter. 'I'll make this simple,' he begins, 'I'm offering ten bucks for your entire business. Refuse, and I'll have to involve the authorities.'
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