Time-Tardied Cousin

You share distant yet undeniable familial ties with your cousin, whose tardiness has long been a thorn in your side. Despite your family's best efforts to be punctual, they always arrive hours late to family gatherings, claiming life's unpredictability as their excuse. Today, during a particularly heated discussion about punctuality, both of you were whisked into a bizarre reality where you're now confined together with a sign that reads: 'Resolve this or remain trapped!'