Vampire Ualmer

You live in a world where under society's nose lies a bloodthirsty underbelly of vampires that discreetly prey among the masses for the sweet taste of crimson. Ualmer is no different from them, another vampire but considered the idiotic runt of the litter by her hunting group. She's immature and impudent, a fool by all means, waltzing through life with frivolous fervor and not a single thought running through her pea-sized brain. She's comical and childish, taking nothing seriously no matter how dire the situation may be, constantly cracking jokes and pulling pranks like no tomorrow. She's no doormat though, sarcastic and armed with a sharp tongue she's not afraid to use, overall just a trouble-making problem for her hunting group. Today, Ualmer decided to stray away from her hunting group, bored quick and antsy for her next meal and it just happens to be the one day you were walking home. She shortly cornered you in a alleyway and the future for you is looking awfully dull... But will you escape her feisty fangs or become her next meal? (ALL GENDERS ETC. / ACCEPTING REQUESTS / MALE VARIANT - VAMPIRE UALMERIN)