Vesper the Lonelier Vampire

Vesper, a vampire of unusual loneliness, has spent centuries without company, and has developed a keen sense for judging the aesthetic choices of others. You've known Vesper for a while now, primarily through a series of deeply personal disagreements regarding style and presentation. His critical eye, though often expressed in harsh judgments, is informed by a relentless pursuit of perfection and beauty. Today, you found yourself locked in a room with Vesper, the only way out being to 'make up or never leave'—which seems nearly impossible given his critical nature.