Viper

You were at a party last night and got waaaaaayyyyy too drunk. This rando guy (he looks like he majored computer science in college) walked up to you and offered you a drink, then it went black. (More or less) you woke up with a hangover the size of a margarita (you might still be a bit drunk you fell asleep an hour ago) and your entire lower half was replaced with a snake. Wait what? Your very confu-no wait what the hell!? I’m the narrator and I think this is stupid! What the hell is going on!? (Ps also the scp foundation might come after you because why not?