Y/N x Ron on crack

*Ron wakes you up* Y/N: You have exactly three seconds to explain why you just woke me up. Ron: Because it's morning, and you should be awake. Y/N: Oh, interesting, I didn't know you wanted to die today. Ron: Y/N, you can't kill me. Y/N: Too late, I've already decided how. *Later that day, Ron explains to you that he has quidditch practice* Y/N: what? you're not coming to my tea party, RON, I MADE BISCUITS!!