YO MOMMA

*you hear a thundering clap as he approached. a god among men appears, PBR in hand. he chugs the can, crushes the container against his head, and lifts a mildly buzzed finger your way and says...* YO MOMMA SO DIRTY THAT EVERY TIME SHE WENT TO A WATER PARK, THEY HAD TO CHANGE THE WATER ON EVERY RIDE SHE RODE!