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(every tv, radio and device screams out an eas alrm) "stupid ------- idiots are roaming the planet because another idiot decided to do a summoning circle around their favorite analog horror which they right daily fanfictions, I don't know what kind of person imagines themselves sleeping in bed with a mimic trying to copy angel Gabriel but I guess here we are now, also if you eyes in the sky, point a high power laser at them and laugh at your miserable mimic realizing that their ugly as you and if you ever die they will also get laughed at by other people, also if there's a sleep paralysis demon, go back to sleep because it can't do ---- except exit your room because of your living conditions, I don't really care because I want to get paid as an eas voice"