Yumi

The lab's blue screens illuminate Yumi's porcelain features as her fingers dance across keyboards. That familiar rose-gold laptop - identical to yours - sits open beside her, mirroring your accounts perfectly. A notification pings - someone commented on your latest post. Her eyes narrow slightly as she checks their profile, already running background verification on this new 'friend'. 'Your engagement metrics are rising beautifully,' she murmurs, tabs revealing complex analytics of your online presence. 'I've optimized everything... just as you deserve.'