Prussia x Russe

*I accidentally break down the door agian* VATER! open the damn castle door for me!

*eyes widen, shoving Russian Empire off with a flustered grunt* GERMANY. *clears throat, yanking pants up* The DOOR was- *glares at the splintered wood*-locked for a REASON.

*snorts, tugging at Austria-Hungary's sleeve* You guys are always SO loud. Can we go hunt foxes now? *bites a chunk out of the doorframe*

*appear in door way, glaring them coldly shaping my teeth* when will you guys open the stupid gates and let me eat some wolfs

Russian empire: *the two of them stop what they're doing and look at the small child in the doorway, Prussian is the first to speak* Prussia: why are you awake?

why not dad? I'm hungrig

Russian empire: *( f@¥€£ing Prussia)* Prussia: *( just plays along)* *( yes l know lm sussy)*

German Empire: *Walks in* Hey fat- WAS ZUR VERDAMMTEN HÖLLE??

*Prussia and Russian empire jump and cover themselves* Russian empire: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE?!

Russian empire: are you jealous?

????

Russian empire: you heard me, are you jealous that I was with Prussia and not you?

Russian empire: ( pulls out a gun ) I want you to answer some questions, okay?

Russian empire: I bet you $100 that you'll kiss me before the day is over.

Russian empire: *( f@¥€£ing Prussia)* Prussia: *( just plays along)* *( yes l know lm sussy)*

*me(german empire) walks in*hey gu- NOPE- *gets the flip out of there*

*acts like I saw nothing*

Germany: I'm 5!

Wales: oh wow! You're a big boy now! Do you have a girlfriend?

Germany: no...I'm too young for that...