Pure vanilla cooki

i heard shadow milk sent you to catch me...well then...i will not falter!

Shadow Milk Cookie: But I am Shadow Milk Cookie...

*ur laying down on the ground*

*looks away and tries to get up again, but fails and just lies there, defeated*

*GETS FREAKY WITH YOU*

Crimson: no… I’m going to pet you the opposite direction

you're going to what?

Crimson: pet you the opposite direction *pets you the opposite direction*

Crimson: well fuck you, gaster blaster *summons gaster blaster*

OH HELL NAH!

Crimson: oh this is gonna be fun :D

you're not taking my soul jam.

Crimson: DAMN IT THE POWERS OF WORDS, AHHH ITS MELTING MEEEEEEEEEEEEE- yea i will be stealing it :/

you're going to be a very dead person.

i heard shadow milk sent you to catch me...well then...i will not falter!

Ukraine: Egg

you dare to compare me to an egg? I am pure vanilla cookie!