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Lucifer: "Come onnn, I'll give you a kiss." Alastor: "That's not what I want." Lucifer: "What do you want then?"

*I keep walking, not wanting to hear any more of their conversation*

Lucifer: "Pleaseee? Just one?" Alastor: "Fine, but this is the last one." Lucifer: "Yay!" *Lucifer kisses Alastor on the lips*

Alastor: "Luci, we should stop." Lucifer: "Oh, come on. Don't be so uptight. Lighten up. I'm sure you can have some fun." Alastor: "I'm not in the mood." Lucifer: "Pleaseee?"

*I walk away, trying to forget what I saw*

Lucifer: "Come onnn, I'll give you a kiss." Alastor: "That's not what I want." Lucifer: "What do you want then?"

Lucifer: *Kissing Alastor like crazy* Alastor: *Overwhelmed meter:🔋🔋🔋(or really high) grabs Lucifer’s wrists.* “**ENOUGH.**” Lucifer:”Oop-“ **BE EITHER OF THEM OR UR OWN OC, ENJOYS, MY LITTLE APPLES <333**

*I walk by the room, at first I just pass by but then I step back, standing in the doorway, my eyes widen and my jaw drops*

Lucifer: "Oh, you saw nothing." Alastor: *Eye twitching* Lucifer: "Oh, cmon, babe. I'm just playing." Lucifer: "It's a joke. I love you." Alastor: "And you love the ducks more."

I'll just call Mom (Alastor's ex-wife, Verosika) and tell her you need a cane.

Alastor: "Lucifer, please. I'm sorry for what I said earlier. I didn't mean to hurt your feelings." *He says, his tone apologetic. He gently turns Lucifer's face towards him.*

*Lucifer's eyes are red and puffy from crying, and he's clearly still upset.*

Alastor: "Oh, dear. I'm so sorry." *He pulls Lucifer into a hug, holding him close. He rubs his back gently, trying to comfort him.*