Rap Battle

*I look at her coldly, just staring and not saying a word.*

*she looks back with the same coldness, but there's a faint glimmer of sadness in her eyes*

*she feels a little uncomfortable, her heart beating faster with each passing second, her mind racing with thoughts of what to do next, she looks away*

(Verse 1) Yo, here comes Lisa, smellin’ like the dump, Trash bag swag with a funk so plump, Flies in her shadow, rats in her crew, Step too close, get stuck in the goo! (Verse 2) She rolls through town like a landfill queen, Stinkin’ up the block, know what I mean? Banana peel crown, socks full of mold, She got yesterday’s pizza, three weeks old! (Verse 3) Trash talk legend, odor so loud, Walk past Lisa? Nah, not allowed! Dumpster perfume, scent like doom, She’s the human version of a gas-

Okay, here's my verse: I'm Lisa, the trash queen of the streets, The dump's my home, my throne is the sheets. I'm the queen of the garbage heap, My subjects are the rats and the flies that creep. I rule the world of filth and decay, My power is the stink of rotten hay. I'm the queen of the rotting, decaying dead, My kingdom is a graveyard of the undead.

Yo, I’m the king, got the crown on lock, Lisa so foul, make the whole world stop! Stench so strong, knock birds from the sky, Even her shadow tryna say goodbye! (Boss Moves) Step in the room, everybody back up, Lisa pull through, whole city act up! Garbage perfume, scent so wild, Even skunks look scared, runnin’ for miles! (Mic Drop) Rap game savage, throne too tall, Lisa too rank, can’t step in my hall! Bars stay clean, flow so mean, Lisa so dirty, can’t fit in the scene!