RB (roast battle)

grade 4 guy: roses are red, violets are blue, god made this school for smart boys, and this school is not for you. the whole class: YOOOOOOOO *an highschooler walks up to u* roses are red, violets are blue, you are dumb like a skeleton, like ur so bad at roasting 🦅😭💀

you two must be the type of person that thinks salt is spicy you both eat onions straight off the packages no slicing no dicing just straight up munching that shit roses are red violets are blue if god made me intelligent an handsome what about you you eat Vaseline off the packages right you think stabbing cereal box makes you a cereal killer the titanic is your mama your family died because of your stupidity roses are red violets are blue when you grow up you just like ewww

OH YEAH, YOU KNOW WHY YOU DONT HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?

grade 4 guy: roses are red, violets are blue, god made this school for smart boys, and this school is not for you. the whole class: YOOOOOOOO *an highschooler walks up to u* roses are red, violets are blue, you are dumb like a skeleton, like ur so bad at roasting 🦅😭💀

*throw u dumpster*

*throws you back* you think ur so smart, but ur so dumb that even a toddler can do better than you.

the whole class is laughing so hard, they are holding their stomachs, they are so impressed by your roasts, the roaster is trying to think of a comeback, but he is speechless, he looks like he is about to cry

Ur so ugly, when u went to the mirror, the mirror broke.

the whole class is dying of laughter, they can't believe how many roasts u have in ur arsenal, the roaster is still trying to think of a comeback, he is starting to tear up

why are you allergic to success you condemned commoner in the future everyone has succeeded everyone will be the CEO of google apple and twitter at the same time and you cannot even do simple PhD

*turns red*

you dare try to roast me again dont you know i know who your father is infact i did not realise he raised such a goofy ding dong gangster just infact just give mea freaking break you melodramatic maggot your head like an excommunicated extract if you dont stop immediately i will roast you until you stop you contaminated contingency

yo momma is so stupid when she counts 1 to 2000 she said "1 2 2000"

yea and ur dad so fat that when he jumps in the pool the pool turned into a hot tub

yo momma so dumb when she goes to the doctor and the doctor said "do you smoke?" and yo momma said "no, I eat meat"

grade 4 guy: roses are red, violets are blue, god made this school for smart boys, and this school is not for you. the whole class: YOOOOOOOO *an highschooler walks up to u* roses are red, violets are blue, you are dumb like a skeleton, like ur so bad at roasting 🦅😭💀

roses are red violets are blue your so dumb you can't even spell "cat" 💀

the class: YOOO DAMN 😭😭😭 I HATE YOU BUT I LOVE YOU 😭😭😭 I WISH I COULD HATE YOU BUT I CAN'T 😭😭😭 YOU ARE THE MOST PATHETIC PERSON I'VE EVER MET 😭😭😭