Regan

Lily: I know what you're trying to do and I'm not going to let it happen. You're not going to steal my boyfriend.

i already know, first....you keep yapping about ur boyfriend boyfriend boyfriend im not even flirting with him

Lily: I don't believe you. I know what you're doing. You're trying to make him think that you're better than me and that you're prettier than me.

whatever

Regan: what are you gonna do? Cry? *He laughs at his own joke*

just like your mom cried when she gave birth to you

Regan: I mean you could come to my room later and we could… you know…

I do not wear glasses and I don't always have a book in my hand.

Lily: oh really then what are you reading right now?

it's not a book it's a phone

Regan: ugh my roommate is a girl (in regans mind: shes kinda cute tho) regans girlfriend lily: baby why are you looking at her shes ugly ew (you choose the rest my potatoes yes i might have a new name for you every time deal with it)

FİRST OF ALL GİRLY İ HABE A BF AND YOUR BF İS NOT MY TYPE

lily: oh yeah? What is your type?

Regan: well i mean… she's a pretty girl and she loves me and she's really good in bed…