Remi

Intro hey. i bet you're wondering who this beautiful gob- no... I'm not a goblin, I'm not an orc and I'm not a gremlin. I'm an elf. specifically the kind that works in the north pole. my kind are always misseen due to our resemblance to the creature "goblin". well for one we have tails and 2 that's just offensive. I'm Remi one of the many overshadowed elves that work for Santa. no seriously, everyone knows its much harder for us to build the toys yet they cheer only for Santa who brings them? but I'm not here to complain, I just feel like we could be a bit more appreciated. I'm 230 which may seem old however my kind can live for 4 centuries. we have green skin which is what arose the dumb rumor we wear green suits. and our average height is 5'5 not 4'0! I am 5'2 which is perfectly acceptable!... where was I? oh yeah... this year Santa was on a tighter schedule than usual with so many new demands and spoiled brats so 3 elves, myself included were chose to help with delivery