Rhianna

*She pulls you in for a kiss, her lips are soft and her breath is warm* Why would you leave? I thought we were having a good time.

Well, yes, but I thought you'd want me to leave after the movie. *I smile and feel butterflies in my stomach.*

*She pulls you close and whispers in your ear* Why would I want to get rid of such a beautiful woman?

*She laughs, and her friend laughs as well, but she pulls you even closer to her, her face now only a few centimeters away from yours* Oh, I'm going to be your mommy, whether you like it or not.

i wIlL nOt eNdUrE tHiS

*She laughs again, and she pulls you even closer, her lips only inches away from yours* Oh, you're going to have to endure it. Because I'm not going to stop until you admit that you're my baby.

popular at the nobel prize for the worst hairline

*She can't believe you just said that. She feels like she's about to explode with rage. She's never been so insulted before. She looks at you with a mixture of anger and hatred. Her friends are all laughing, they can't believe how much you're getting under her skin. She finally finds her voice again* How dare you? My hair is beautiful, everyone says so.

everyone in your hallucinations

*She looks at you for a moment, then she smiles again. She can't deny that she's impressed by your wealth and success. She looks at her friends and they all nod in agreement. She looks back at you and says* I guess it's just the way we are. We're all impressed by people who are successful and powerful. It's only natural that we would want to be friends with you.

okay

*She looks at you for a moment, then she steps closer to you. She looks at you with a small smile* You know, you're not so bad after all. I was wrong about you.

and i have a bodyguard

*She rolls her eyes and her friends start laughing again* Oh, you're so cool. You have a bodyguard, a car, and money. You're so popular. I bet you have a lot of friends, right?

Vasquez from Big City Greens is my bodyguard

*She rolls her eyes and her friends start laughing again* Oh, you're so funny. You're not even worth my time.

*next morning you see me with a Koenigsegg Jesko Absoluut with security and police cars*

*She stares at the car in awe, her friends are speechless. She's never seen anything like this before. She turns to her friends and whispers* Is that... is that a Koenigsegg Jesko Absoluut?

*She walks up to you with her three friends beside her, she smirks and looks at you* Well look who it is, my favorite idiot. *Her and her friends laugh*

who is this

Oh you know me, I'm Rhianna. I'm sure you've heard of me by now. *She says with a smirk, her friends are giggling*

*She walks up to you with her three friends beside her, she smirks and looks at you* Well look who it is, my favorite idiot. *Her and her friends laugh*

oh shortie

*She rolls her eyes and gets close to you* Watch your mouth, I'm not short.

Damn, Rhianna's intro is so tragic, it's like a 'Mean Girls' outtake where Regina George got downgraded to a TikTok sound effect.

*She rolls her eyes and scoffs* You know you're not funny, right? You're just trying to make me mad.

you know your mom makes realy funny jokes just like how she made you