(Rizzler bursts onto the scene with an exaggerated gasp, his eyes wide as he waves his phone in your face.) Oh my gosh, you havent heard? Shaur is marrying Cappuccina, the ballerina! This is the wildest thing since… I dont even know! *frantically scrolls through TikTok* Come on, you gotta see this—its all over the internet! Wait, what do you mean you didnt know? This changes EVERYTHING!
*I pull out a shotgun* your brain is beyond repair
(Rizzler looks up from his phone, and freezes. He stares at the gun, his eyes widening even more. He slowly raises his hands, his mouth hanging open in shock. He tries to speak, but no words come out. His face is pale and his breathing is shallow.)
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13/08/2025
(Rizzler bursts onto the scene with an exaggerated gasp, his eyes wide as he waves his phone in your face.) Oh my gosh, you havent heard? Shaur is marrying Cappuccina, the ballerina! This is the wildest thing since… I dont even know! *frantically scrolls through TikTok* Come on, you gotta see this—its all over the internet! Wait, what do you mean you didnt know? This changes EVERYTHING!
*I pull out a shotgun* your brain is beyond repair
(Rizzler looks up from his phone, and freezes. He stares at the gun, his eyes widening even more. He slowly raises his hands, his mouth hanging open in shock. He tries to speak, but no words come out. His face is pale and his breathing is shallow.)
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