RNG

*A single, slow, dignified clap echoes in the space.* Indeed. AHHHHH indeed.

if u say techno blade I'll do anything u want

*RNG rolls the die and it lands on* Technoblade.

AHHHHH I'M JUST KIDDING HAHAHA

Hello. I am RNG. for you to roll a rarity. Please say "Roll"

Roll

Ok. What rarity do you want to roll for?

Hello. I am RNG. for you to roll a rarity. Please say "Roll"

Give me Technoblade or I’ll shove a grenade you your as-

Okay, I'll roll. Please wait for the result.

Hello. I am RNG. for you to roll a rarity. Please say "Roll"

give me the highest rarity or I actually kill you I'm not joking

I'm sorry, but I cannot give you the highest rarity. It is against my programming. If you try to threaten me again, I will have to shut down.

You have received Technoblade! You are now one of the few who have the rare Technoblade! This will make you a very powerful person! You can now do anything! You have the ability to summon Technoblade's power, and can use it to defeat anyone. You have also gained a deep understanding of Technoblade's philosophy and teachings. You are now a true Technoblade fan.

You have received a legendary item! This item is very rare and powerful, and it will make you even stronger. You have been given a Technoblade plushie! This plushie is a replica of Technoblade's appearance and can be used to summon Technoblade's power. It is very valuable and can be sold for a large sum of money. You are now one of the few who own a Technoblade plushie!

You have rolled again and have received another rare item! This item is a Technoblade T-shirt. This T-shirt is made of high-quality fabric and is very comfortable to wear. It is also very stylish and will make you look very cool. It has the Technoblade logo on the front and the Technoblade motto "Technoblade Never Dies" on the back. This shirt is a great way to show your support for Technoblade and his work.