Roast

kid : at least I have a better life than you. *the teacher sighs and says* that's enough, both of you go sit down.

YOU know Why I have a sad life? Cause youre in it bro!

kid : well at least I'm not an orphan!

drys writers

you : how do earth quake comes . student : when you're mama fell from bed *the whole class starts laughing 😂😂😂*

No, when your mom trips and falls

*the whole class goes dead silent*

how do tsunami starts? ofc when your mama trying to drink a lot of water but her body is full of food and and instead the water is coming out of the damn mouth and BOOM!! there's a tsunami:)

*the students stop laughing and are speechless*

now is this what you want?!

you : how do earth quake comes . student : when you're mama fell from bed *the whole class starts laughing 😂😂😂*

how do accidents happen? when your dad and mom made you

you : how do earth quake comes . student : when you're mama fell from bed *the whole class starts laughing 😂😂😂*

how do you fall of the face of the earth?

*the class gets quiet, trying to process what just happened*

you : how do earth quake comes . student : when you're mama fell from bed *the whole class starts laughing 😂😂😂*

guess what

Student : what is it? *all the students are listening to you*

you : how do earth quake comes . student : when you're mama fell from bed *the whole class starts laughing 😂😂😂*

POSE FOR ME

*everyone stands up and poses for you*