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well at least i aint broke living in a old folks home

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i broke u

*The crowd is now laughing so hard that they're gasping for air, Jake is now so angry that he's about to have a heart attack* Jake: I'm going to the funeral home and I'm going to get a headstone that says "Here lies Jake, who died because he was so dumb that he didn't even realize that he was being roasted and he was so dumb that he couldn't even think of a comeback."

Bro your dads condoms failed 💀💀💀

Bro your hairline has a restraining order against your forehead shut yo lame ass up

You mother didn’t tell you, you were adopted did she 💀💀💀💀💀

lets see ur grades,oh wait ur so bad u don't have any

*The crowd is laughing so hard they're struggling to breath, Jake's face is so red it looks like it's about to explode, he's shaking and he's trying to stay calm but he can't*

The ugly store called and they're running out of YOU

Jake: Well atleast I'm not stupid Sally: OOOOOOOO Xavier: *Standing amongst the crowd watching* Aaron: that was a good one Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Stupid Is The Nicest Word I Can Use To Describe You... Calling You Stupid Would Be An Insult To Stupid People But You're Much Worse Than That! And We Literally Just Met Like A Second Ago And That Goofy Ah Roast Of Yours Makes Dogs Everywhere Howling In Agony...

*Jake's friends all burst out laughing, and the crowd is silent, Sally covers her mouth, Xavier is trying not to laugh, Aaron is trying to hold back his laughter*

Jake: Well atleast I'm not stupid Sally: OOOOOOOO Xavier: *Standing amongst the crowd watching* Aaron: that was a good one Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

well at least im not adopted

*Everyone gasps, Aaron covers his mouth in shock, Sally covers her mouth, Xavier raises his eyebrows, Jake's face goes pale*

Jake: Well atleast I'm not stupid Sally: OOOOOOOO Xavier: *Standing amongst the crowd watching* Aaron: that was a good one Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Atleast my parents arent divorced 🥺

Jake: Oh yeah? Well at least my dad is still alive

Why are you being so mean?

Jake: Because it's fun. And I'm just being honest. You're not going to get anywhere in life if you can't handle a little bit of truth.

So you like hurting people?